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hey, it’s been a while!

Posted on: June 9, 2021

hello! I know, it’s been a while. The days, they are just flying by. I’ve been up to book-ish stuff, author interview stuff, other entertainment stuff, and holy wow house stuff.

let’s do bookish stuff first!

some cool author interviews – over at Nerds of a Feather I interviewed Julie Novakova, Lucas K. Law, and Susan Forest, the editors of the upcoming fiction and non-fiction anthology Life Beyond Us. Over at Apex Magazine I interviewed A.K. Hudson and Jen Donohue.

Happy book birthday to The Unraveling by Benjamin Rosenbaum. thought experiments, social credit systems, the arbitrariness of gender, teens having cute crushes on each other, and how one question can change the world. I reviewed The Unraveling a few weeks ago thanks to an ARC from Erewhon Books. Yes, yes, i know authors are not supposed to comment on reviews, but Mr. Rosenbaum has been friendly, polite, and very gracious. I really need to ask Mr. Rosenbaum for an interview . . .

My review of Nicole Kohnher-Stace’s Firebreak is going to be 100% OMGTHISISAWESOME. I need to make my thoughts coherent, and I’m also rereading Archivist Wasp (finished it last night! eeeee!) and Latchkey (started it this morning), because reasons. #NotaSpoiler, if you are reading/planning to read Firebreak, you’ll want to order yourself a copy of Archivist Wasp #BecauseReasons. Holy shit Firebreak was good, just, damn.

A couple of weeks ago I read Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett. We’d just moved in, I was exhausted and achy, overwhelmed by unpacking, and i needed an easy read. i opened a few book boxes, and Wee Free Men was sitting on the top of one. Bam. done. nice and easy.

I have a bunch of novellas I need to finish.

speaking of boxed of books, we still have around 20 to unpack. and as I’m unpacking books, I’m asking myself “why did I even pack this book? I don’t need this book, I’m never to read / finish / reread this book”. Into the donate box they are going. None of these are bad books, I just don’t need them anymore. They shouldn’t collect dust in my house when they could be happier in someone else’s house. I’m setting them free.

and speaking of my house. . . holy shit houses are a lot of work. I’ve never been this exhausted and I love it!

I love having a washing machine. It is the most amazing feeling to be able to do a load of laundry whenever I want. Having more than one bathroom is nice too.

when the weather is nice, i drink my morning coffee while standing in the backyard. Apologies to all the grackles I keep startling.

When we moved in, the trees hadn’t leafed out yet, and we had no idea what plants were growing here. Everything is growing now, and we have beautiful oak trees, a few hickory trees, lots of ivy and vinca, the happiest hostas on earth, spirea, hydrangea, what I think is a knock-out rose, what I’m hoping are echinacea, lots of barberry shrubs, and enough invasive virginia creeper to kill anything. Wildlife, we’ve got tons of happy plump robins, grackles, blue jays, woodpeckers, sparrows, and we’ve heard grouse and I saw a beautiful pine warbler a few times.. Most mornings and evenings I see cute bunnies in the backyard eating the clover.

other things I’m learning:

where every single hardware store within 20 miles is.

that i’m going to spend the rest of my life pulling weeds.

what exactly poison ivy looks like. Anyone got any tips on killing it? black plastic on top, same as you’d kill grass?

softened water is the best thing since sliced bread and it’s really easy to put salt in the water softener and salt is more affordable than i thought.

someone who used to live in this house really, really liked using fleur de lis in their decorating. Like, they are everywhere.

those little solar powered outdoor lights that you spike into the dirt, those things are also the best thing since sliced bread.

After shopping at every home goods store within 40 miles and not finding any patio furniture I liked, I learned that Amazon has an excellent selection of patio furniture and lets me skip the goat rodeo of getting the stupid things in a shopping cart, getting them into my car, and then getting them out of my car when i get home. The convenience of someone delivering a box to my driveway? worth it, when the thing you are buying is large and weighs 50 pounds.

that I’m officially middle aged because a new swiffer mop makes me really happy. Also? Method wood floor cleaner smells really nice.

You ever play The Sims, and you build your Sim’s house too big, and it takes your Sim hours to walk from their bedroom to the kitchen? #CanRelate.

Anyone have HBO? The TV show The Other Two is a good time. it’s only 8 or 10 episodes, Molly Shannon is her awesome self. it’s a cringe comedy. I enjoyed it, you might too.

anyway, what have you been up to? read any good books lately? seen anything fun on TV? anyone watching that new Loki TV show?

8 Responses to "hey, it’s been a while!"

I am so excited for your homeowner journey 🙂

Pro-tip, if you ever get a chance to dig a French drain through 80 feet of red clay and rock and root . . . pass.

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you are the 2nd person to mention French drains. what the hell is a French drain? what makes it French? if it isn’t covered in fleur de les, it’s simply not going to match the existing decor here. 😉

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It is clear you are not thinking nearly enough about drainage. I wake up thinking about drainage. I go to sleep thinking about drainage. Sometimes I dream about it.

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lol! i think you might be thinking about drainage a little too much! i wouldn’t know how to think about drainage if it bit me on the butt. All I know is our property slopes down to the road. uuuuhhhh, should I be thinking about drainage????

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Love this story. I imagine you doing many little happy dances 😁
Someone told me that you should get rid of unneeded books before relocating. Well, I guess it’s part of the divorcing process to round them up in the new home!

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Welcome back. Congratulations on your new home!

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thank you! and thank you! ❤

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Virginia Creeper = bad (pull out, dig out)
Ivy = bad
Poison Ivy = very bad (spray it with Oxbow or RoundUp, I don’t like garden chemicals, but my exception is Poison Ivy)

Have you read any of Jodi Taylor’s Chronicles of St. Mary’s books? They are time travel books with great characters and humor. There are 10 novels (read them in order!) and two short story collections. Try the first one Just One Damed Thing After Another,

If you’re on a slope, drainage on the up side is important. A french drain is a perforated plastic pipe usually about 6-inch, laid on gravel in an 8 in. deep ditch covered with more gravel. Water flows onto the gravel, into the pipe, out the end. It’ll save your foundation, keep water out of the basement and/or house.

All the wildlife sounds amazing.

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