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My Five Scariest Things

Posted on: October 22, 2019

Halloween is upon us!

I’m not a horror reader,  haunted houses terrify me a little too much (oh hai night terrors! how have you been?),  I avoid horror movies, and well, I’m a total wuss when it comes to scary stuff.  Some portion of my brain doesn’t seem to realize that the scary thing is over (and that it was FICTION!), and that I am perfectly safe,  and I tend to stay scared of the thing for an unreasonable amount of time.  That’s why I practice horror/scary avoidance.  Yes, you are welcome to tease me for not going with you to the haunted house, I will happily meet up with you for cider and donuts afterwards.

But, I have read books and seen movies that terrified the living shit out of me.  While many of these are not categorized as horror,  if you are looking for a good scare, give these a try.

tl;dr :   I am scared by things that involve gaslighting,  when a person can’t tell reality from not-reality, when a person can’t trust their own senses and memory or are convinced they can’t trust themselves,  when your body and/or mind betrays you.    I do better with scary stuff that is tempered with humor, for what that’s worth.

 

Aetherchrist by Kirk Jones – so, I’m only like 30 pages into this novella, and it is scaring the shit out of me.  So far, it is the scariest ever episode of the Twilight Zone.  the main character is a door to door salesman,  and he is shown video surveillance footage of all of his interactions with the villagers, even the conversations he has with people in their kitchens and backyards. it is legit creepy as fuck, to the point where I had to stop reading because I didn’t have enough lights on in the house and I kinda felt like I needed blackout curtains on all my windows before I read any further.

 

Bird Box by Josh Malerman – the movie was great!  The book is better, in my opinion.  Malerman is uncannily successful in describing the character’s experiences when they can not see.   I could only read this book once, it was so scary.  I was so excited to get to see the movie, but scared too.  I watched it in broad daylight, with all the lights on in the house and all the blinds pulled open.  I do think the movie did a better job of showing Malorie’s avoidance of emotionally connecting with the two children (one of which IS HER biological child!!), and the book was rather light on characterization & motivation.  the movie is so successful because only crap Sandra Bullock is a damn excellent actress!!

 

Changeling (movie) starring Angelina Jolie – I don’t think this 2008 movie got a lot of attention when it came out, I ended up seeing it on Netflix years later.  This movie is not meant to be a psychological horror movie, but it did, and still does scare the shit out of me. I had nightmares for probably 6 months after seeing it.  What’s it about?  Oh nothing all that important – a lady’s son is kidnapped. The police rescue the little boy, and she claims the boy is not her son (he quite obviously isn’t). The powers that be don’t believe her, as they don’t want to investigate the case further. She pushes the fact that this child is not her son, and that she wants the police to re-open the investigation.  They gaslight and institutionalize her.   This movie is based on a true story.

 

Grass by Sheri S Tepper – Another oldie but goodie, this is not a horror novel. It’s a straight up character driven science fiction novel, and a damn excellent one. There is nothing super terrifying that happens in this book, but it reminded me of all the things that I am scared of. Like, what happens when I can’t escape scary thoughts?  What happens if the nightmares don’t stop? What happens if I think I have control of a situation but in reality I 100% do NOT have any control whatsover?

 

“The Pear Shaped Man” by George R R Martin – if you’re only reading aSoIaF, you are missing out on Martin’s scifi and bone chilling horror.   Again, I have no idea if The Pear Shaped Man was originally marketed as horror, but it scared the shit out of me.  The creepy neighbor reminded me of a creepy person I had gone to college with, so reading the story reminded me of my creepy experiences with this person, and with every sentence I read in the story, that person’s face came to my mind. The story transformed this person I knew into a much more terrifying version of themselves.  So a random person experience I had made this story possibly 10 times scarier than it was meant to be.  Another Martin horror-esque scifi short story I highly recommend is “Sandkings”.

 

 

Are you like me,  that these are the things that scare you?

Are you like me,  that a portion of your brain can’t seem to the get the message that the scary thing was fictional, and that you are perfectly safe?

LOL, I just realized that I avoid scary stuff for the same reason that I avoid foods that give me intestinal issues – sure it’s delicious at the time, but I don’t want to pay for it later!

10 Responses to "My Five Scariest Things"

I’ll also skip the scary stuff and join you for the cider and doughnuts.

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sounds like a plan!! 🙂

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BirdBox also gave me quite a fright! Particularly the birth scene! XD Movie was good, but it doesn’t do justice to how scary the book was.

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omgosh I had nearly forgotten about that scene! SO BRUTAL! and they kinda skipped thru it in the movie, probably to be able to spend more time on scenes that take place later in the timeline.

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Birdbox is one I keep meaning to check out. I’m not much for horror though!

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Give it a try! it’s such a thriller that you’ll have read the whole book before you even realize you’re scared.

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Okay, I’ll add it to my TBR 🙂

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I’m a big horror fan and I’m saddened by how few things scare me. Probably because I’m so eager to be scared, it doesn’t happen often.

Robert E Howard’s “Pigeons From Hell” was probably the last thing that really did it. Most of his other horror stories I’ve read were quite weak or just bad, but this one is amazing.
Still haven’t read “Old Garfield’s Heart”, which is supposed to be one of his best.

Sheridan Le Fanu’s “Squire Toby’s Will” has a beautiful atmosphere and the slowness is somehow really enjoyable.

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Im terrible with horror in general. I think a big part of it is that I’m afraid of getting scared 🙈 although I think I’m getting a bit better. I will watch some horror now and I want to start trying out more scary books. But only if they have a good story to then; Im not a fan of gore just for the sake of it.

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i’m with you, i need a good story. zero interest in gore just for the sake of gore.

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