Archive for July 2017
Instead of bitching for 1200 words about how unwatchably terrible Valerian And the City of a Thousand Planets was (and I wanted to like it! I tried SO HARD to like it!) I will instead point you in the direction of this love letter to Luc Besson’s masterpiece The Fifth Element.
(click the link, not the picture)
I was finishing high school when this movie came out, and I’ll admit, I was just a smidgen obsessed with it. I still remember the vague promos that came out months ahead of this movie. They didn’t say anything about what the movie was about, or who was it in. Yes, I was a very impressionable teen, but wow those promos made an impression on me! I had no idea what this movie was going to be about, but I knew I had to see it.
When the movie finally came out, I’d never seen anything like it, I didn’t know movies like this could exist. I had no idea if I was watching a movie, or a music video, or both at the same time. Great art direction, fun set design, fun soundtrack, great aliens, snarky script, and it is even more over the top than Baz Lurhmann’s Moulin Rouge.
If you can believe it, there are people who have never seen The Fifth Element! What would you tell someone who has never seen this movie to get them to see it? How would you convince them that this 20 year old scifi flick is worth their time?
Also? LeelooDallasMulitpass!
Pilot X, by Tom Merritt
Posted July 23, 2017
on:published in 2017
where I got it: purchased new
.
.
..
,
,
,
.
Do you like Doctor Who?
Have you never seen Doctor Who but you’re curious to know what all the fuss is about?
If you answered Yes to either of those questions, Tom Merritt’s novel Pilot X might be for you. I say “might”, because there isn’t much to Pilot X, and if you go into looking for deep characterization or a memorable plot, you’ll come out disappointed. This is a weird little book to review, because plot and character wise, there isn’t much to it. But there are these fun little other things going on that have nothing to do with X’s story that I enjoyed. There is a lot under the surface of the text, and had Merritt explored and expanded on what lies just under the surface, the style of this book would have been very, very different. I think the trick to enjoying this novel is knowing what it is, and knowing what it isn’t.
X is a time traveler. He starts out as an apprentice, becomes a pilot, and holds other titles during his career as well. In his culture, everyone has a unique name, with their “first name” being their title or occupation. He was born the first year that single character names became allowed. (Fun thing number one: does the length of someone’s name tell you what era they are from?). This is a society of timelords time travelers, so it’s easy for X to go on a mission that might take him weeks or years, and be able to report back to his superiors twenty minutes after he was given the assignment.
As first, I was annoyed by the episode nature of the plot of the book, and much of the actual missions that X goes on were rather forgettable. (fun thing number two: This is a non-linear story, so the episodic nature actually makes some sense. When you’re a time traveler, does the order in which things happen even matter?) As X gets more missions and spends more time with the man who gives the orders, he starts questioning if he’s actually on the right side of the Dimensional War. X doesn’t even know if he’s made contact with a secret operative or not. If he is successful in his final mission, he will be the only survivor of a race that has been erased from memory.
Unbreakable, by Will McIntosh
Posted July 12, 2017
on:published June 27th, 2017
where I got it: received ARC from the author
.
.
.
.
.
Celia makes it look easy, but she’s been training so long to break records that to her, all the training has begun to feel hum-drum. She figured out the trick to conditioning her body years ago: all she has to do is suffer, and the hardest part of breaking a record is the unceasing boredom. Most minutes holding your breath under water, longest time being buried alive, most number of hours spent without sleeping, she’s done it all and she knows it’s 99% sitting around waiting.
She’s lived in Record City for as long as she can remember, and for nearly as long she’s lived with her adoptive parents and a few house mates. They eat together, train together, cheer each other on, and help each other recover. When the team breaks a challenging record, it’s cash rewards all around and better housing. Losing out to another team means having to move to a dingier apartment with fewer windows. It might sound weird to you and I, but to Celia this is what family and love and friendship means. When you’re surrounded by people who live their lives the same way you do, there isn’t anything to tell you that this is all very weird.
Part Hunger Games, part Lost, and part other things I can’t mention because I don’t want to wreck the twist, Will McIntosh’s new novel Unbreakable will grab you by the neck and won’t let go. Longer than a novella, but shorter than a novel, McIntosh self published this very strange, ultra fast-paced, narrowly focused, and addictively readable novel. It is currently available as an e-book or paperback on Amazon.
As a friend lies dying, Celia escapes Record City on a quest to find a life saving medicine she’s heard about on television. And what she finds are . . . more walled cities full of single minded citizens who shush her every time she tries to ask questions. Even in Record City, the rule was “follow the rules sand shut up”, and the TV and movie characters who inspire Celia to be curious about the world were bound to get her into trouble eventually.
The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin
published in 1969
where I got it: purchased new
,
,
,
,
.
.
.
I was intimidated to read this book. I doubted my ability to “get it”. What if I read and said “ok, that’s nice”? What if I didn’t understand the author’s intent? Endless doubts and what if’s. At my local book club a few months ago, instead of having us all read the same book, the club organizer put a stack of Hugo winners on the table and told us all to pick one. I grabbed The Left Hand of Darkness off the table. Doubt can go screw itself.
The big idea in The Left Hand of Darkness is how would culture and society be different if there was no gender? Unique among the planets that support human life, the people of Gethen have no fixed gender – they are neither male nor female, and have the ability to both father a child and give birth to a child. These people have never heard the phrase “traditional gender roles” and sexism and gender bias don’t exist in their culture. In their language, the pronouns “he” and “his”, simply mean “person”, and titles and offices that sound male to our ears are inclusive. This book is full of “he” and “his”, but there is only one male character in this book.
Genly Ai, Envoy of the Ekumen, has travelled to Gethen to invite the planet to become a part of the Ekumen, which is an interstellar trade federation of sorts. He has now been residing in the kingdom of Karhide for over a year, and he will stay until the planetary leaders voice their wish to join the Ekumen, or until they tell him to go away (them killing him might also happen). Genly is in some ways incredibly patient, but in other ways impatient. Not only does he not in anyway understand the local politics, but he also struggles with the idea that his hosts are not men and not women, but potentially either, and always showing traits of both femininity and masculinity, often at the same time. In return, they view him as a sexual deviant, a genetic freak.
Gethen isn’t just a planet of no fixed gender, it’s also a planet that is actively trying to kill you. Nicknamed “Winter”, this is a place of never ending ice and snow, with a narrow band near the equator that can support life. No large mammals, no birds, no apex predators. LeGuin does magic with how the planet shapes the society and culture of the Gethenians – no birds to be curious about means no interest in airplanes, no large animals to eat means many meals and snacks during the day and strict rules of socializing that revolve around eating. On a planet where frostbite can kill, hospitality towards the stranger is the norm. On a planet where the populace appears to have no fear or distrust of the “other”, there are plenty of arguments, but there has never been an all out war between Karhide and their bureaucratic neighboring country Orgoreyn. Sprinkled through the novel are interim short chapters that include both local folklore and helpful commentary from anthropologists who visited before Genly.
Mightier Than the Sword, by K.J. Parker
published June 30, 2017
where I got it: received review copy from the publisher (Thanks Subterranean Press!)
.
.
.
.
.
Recently out from Subterranean Press is K.J. Parker’s newest stand alone novella, Mightier than the Sword. Parker fans will delight in the dry humor, banter, and plot twists of this fast paced story, while readers new to the Parker style may be left scratching their heads a bit yet at the same time itching to read the book again. At 130 pages and mostly action and dialog, this novella can easily and happily be devoured in an afternoon.
Presented as a translation of a historical document from a nation that never existed, the environments presented here could be ancient Rome, could be early Britain, could be anywhere in between. The story may be fast paced, but it takes place in a time when communication was as fast as the horse under the messenger and a two week journey in a wagon barely got you across the country.
Our unnamed narrator, the nephew of the Empress, is given a mission to discover just what the hell has been happening to the monasteries at the border of the country. Harried by pirates, burnt by raiders, no survivors, and hardly anything of worth has been stolen. Is the empress trying to get one more heir killed? Is she trying to get him out of the capitol for some reason? But off he goes on his errand, but not before proposing marriage to the woman he loves, after purchasing a house for them to live in and a doctor to save her life.
His rounds to the monasteries is also a convenient excuse to visit relatives he hasn’t seen since childhood. Nobles who piss off the royal court can’t exactly be banished or excommunicated, so monasteries seem as good a prison for them as any other place – it’s cold, boring, and out of the way. The abbots and abbesses tell our narrator who they think he can trust (no one), and what they think they know about who the raiders might be. Our narrator, wisely, pays close attention to what everyone says and stays quiet about the knowledge he collects. He has money to buy whatever he needs along the way, but more often than not, knowledge is of far greater value than coin.
June reading
Posted July 1, 2017
on:June, where did you go? Last I checked it was June 2nd, how is it already July?? I didn’t post many reviews in June, but I did get a lot of reading done. Some of these I’ll write reviews for, some of them will get a capsule review in this post. Here’s what I was up to this month:
I finished this fun little gem:
Spock Must Die is the famous novel where thanks to a transporter malfunction, the Enterprise now has two Spocks. Which one is the “real” one? What will they do with the other one? When war breaks out at the Klingon border, the importance of solving the mystery ratchets up. Even when Kirk is sure which Spock is the true, original Spock, he insists on calling his friend “Spock Two”. When questioned why, Kirk responds that by saying “two” every time he says his friend’s name, it forces him to remember how important it is to solve the problem at hand. Fun little book, right around 200 pages. Great beginning, satisfying end, a little slow in the middle.
then there was this other little gem:
Mightier than the Sword is the new novella out from K.J. Parker. I’m not going to say much because I do plan to write a review, but it was fun, smart, snarky, and a joy to read. I’ve read it at least twice now, maybe three times? I read these quick little novellas, and then I get ready to write a review, realize I don’t remember the details, so I read the whole thing again. If you like Parker, you will love Mightier than the Sword.
Recent Comments