Epic Pie Chart of E-book Severe Dislike, part 1
Posted December 17, 2010
on:Lovers of kindles, nooks, and other electronic e-reader devices may want to look away.
I give you the Epic Pie Chart of E-Book Severe Dislike!
Cue epic music!!! dun duuun DUN!
explanation after the jump.
e-book pricing: beyond the price of the gizmo, why am I paying for a bunch of pixels? the programming only has to be done once, it doesn’t take any additional resources, what value am I getting for mysix to fifteen bucks?
no page headers: might just be for specific books, but I have heard with electronic anthologies there are no page headers. Go back to the place you were at, and I really hope you remember what short story you were reading. Anyone have any experience with this?
electronic gizmo/learning curve: paper books don’t need to be plugged in, don’t need to be set up, don’t need an account, don’t need a battery or protective case. Other than learning to read, physical books don’t have a learning curve.
Library Schmibrary! can you take an e-book out of your library for your kindle or nook? I’ve noticed that audio books can sometimes be “taken out” of the library on i-pods and other Apple devices. I’m pretty proud of those 3 library cards in my wallet. I actually like browsing at the library and am very spoiled to have three libraries close to wear I live, one within walking distance!
the whole DRM thing: I could go on forever on this one, so let’s just leave it at if I buy something, I’m buying so I can fucking own it. Read it in any room in my house, or outside, or at work. Scribble all over the thing if I want. Lend it to a friend. Trade it in at the used bookstore. Throw it at the wall or in the trash if it really sucks. Donate it to Goodwill. Mail it to my cousin. Get it autographed and put it on e-bay. DRM isn’t friends with any of that stuff, so I don’t want to be friends with DRM. And from what I’ve heard e-readers don’t take well to being thrown across the room when the book you spend $10 on sucks ass-chunks.
This book sucked! How can I sell it? If you bought it for your e-reader I don’t think you can. Or better yet, if you switch devices I don’t think there is a way to transfer files from your first generation Kindle to the super sexy NookColor your mother-in-law just bought you. e-books are a little like cassette tapes. in 5 years everyone will be onto a newer, sexier device, and you’ll have to repurchase your entire collection.
I have really shitty eyesight: this might not apply to you. My shitty eyeballs don’t like electronic anything. what’s your contact lens prescription (cue 1-800 contacts commercial: “It’s on the side of the box!”)? I wear a +8 in one eye and a +9 in the other. maybe it’s the refresh rate, maybe it’s the depth perception thing, but these pathetic eyeballs really dislike electronic text. Which hopefully explains my lack of posting on other people’s blogs.
is this just a listing of the downsides of e-books and e-readers? It ain’t called the Epic Pie Chart of E-Book ambivalence, is it?
what you say? what’s the entire left side of my Epic Pie Chart of E-Book Severe Dislike? that my friend, is part two of this story! Stay tuned for part two, coming soon!!
25 Responses to "Epic Pie Chart of E-book Severe Dislike, part 1"
Heh, agree about the “book fetish object” bit, but a couple of other thoughts:
(a) Library books – Nook owners can checkout library books from many public libraries. I do this all the time in Seattle. Check if your library supports Overdrive (a company that provides ebook access). If not you can buy a Philadelphia Library card for $15/year as a non-resident.
(b) Book sharing – Nook owners can share books with each other (not all ebooks support this feature). You can check out: http://bookfriend.me/ to find other Nook owners to share with.
But ebooks are definitely not the same as having a shelf full of books. Of course, I don’t really miss my CaseLogic wallets of CDs at this point either now that I have an iPod/iTunes/etc.
cheers
— James
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I don’t think that e-readers are replacements for books any more than cell phones are a replacement for face-to-face talks with people. There are things that are very nice and convenient about e-books and e-book readers, and I think you should mention them, Redhead.
By the way, what e-books have you used, or are you just commenting on how they fail to appeal to you?
—yes, Kindle-lover, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t love print books, too.
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I am going to do my damndest to make sure my wife does not see this article (she bought me a Kindle for Christmas) – but oh how I laughed.
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tsk, tsk, Redhead, this is like writing a review of a car without ever driving it. We do like to laugh at absurd technology fads, so you’re in good company. I could rant about a few things I don’t use, like Facebook!
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I admit that I have been wondering what the appeal of e-readers are to people who have easy access to libraries full of free books in English. As for me, I have iPhone which I read books on, and I’m hoping to get an ereader, and I love the fact that it allows me to get books out of libraries in America. I’m also able to get books for Net Galley which publishers arent’ willing to send me because they won’t mail books to Israel. so for me it’s a wonderful option, though I do still prefer paper books and continue to buy them.
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[…] just don’t jive with e-readers. Read part one, which covered the right half of the pie chart here. We now move over the left half. . . . See that entire left side of the pie chart? I can […]
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1 | David Spira
December 17, 2010 at 9:11 am
I love this.
How about adding the seller’s ability to delete books you’ve already purchased from their bookstore, and your device?
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Redhead
December 17, 2010 at 10:05 am
aarrghhh!!! that too!!!
which leads me to wonder – are banned books available as e-books? What happens if you purchase a handful of scandalous best sellers that then become banned books, or banned books in only certain parts of the country/world? do they just *poof* disappear from your device?
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David Spira
December 17, 2010 at 10:40 am
Amazon clearly has the power to do so.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/amazon-erases-certain-books-on-kindle-due-to-content/?news=123
I’m not sure about other retailers like BN.
Amazon has also demonstrated that they are completely spineless when it comes to government pressure and censorship in the case of Wikileaks.
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